Lunch. A place for socialization and daily nourishment ( if you call it that ). But what if your school has more than one, and your friends aren't in your lunch. What do you do? Who do you sit with? What if your standing in the doorway staring with your mouth open, as you gaze upon the people your brain cant even recognize as humans?
What if you have to sit with the worst person in the entire school? And all you want is to take your lunch into the bathroom and cry into your ironic smiley fries? What do you do?
Here's what you do.
Step one: Purchase your gruel with a smile so large sponge bob would jump out of the water and "face palm" .
Step two: Walk into the lunchroom with you mouth firmly closed and walk with stride. Your display of confidence will be your friend.
Step three: Go over to that person that you don't know but want to sit with and say " Hi do mind if I sit here. " ( Caution if you feel as though you will puke just at the sight of this person's awesomeness you should start with someone a little less cool.)
Step four: In the unlikely event that you fail, promptly turn around laughing as though everything you said was a joke but not obnoxiously. Find an empty table and sit. If you have a phone then at your own discretion ( depending on your school rules and your responsibility in following said rules.) Pretend to text.
That is how you survive lunch with no friends.
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