Thursday, January 3, 2013

Surviving the holidays without your friends

Surviving holidays away from friends.

     We all know the difficulty of leaving your friends during a vacation. Instead of hugging a picture of your dear companion each night like a freaky stalker person I will guide you and teach you how to survive without your friends during a vacation.

     Step one.  Never let you friends see you cry. They may think you're being weird and you will leave an impression in their mind that they will remember you for in the time away from you.

    Step two.  Have absolutely no contact with your friends ( unless you have a significant other). This will cause them to worry about you, think about you, and try to contact you. Showing you just how much they care about you.

    Step three.  If you do decide contact is  necessary then keep it to a minimum. If you don't plan on spending the break with them you might as well make them miss you.

    Step four. Have a small gift exchange for the holidays depending on the holiday (  don't do this for the weekend.  Do it for like a two week break or summer break things like that).

    Step five. Go back to school and watch as your adoring fans (friends) come racing into your arms.You survived by making your trip/break a selfish attempt to higher your self esteem. 👍

    Step six. If you really do feel as though you need your friends to survive and for whatever reason you can't see them or talk to them. Then curl up with that picture you've got hiding under your bed. Maybe you even sprinkled that friends perfume/ cologne on the picture. And it will feel as though you we never apart.

So now you know how to survive leaving your friends for a holiday.