How to survive ripping your pants (/-\)

How to survive hole  in your pants.                                                                                          

     Have you ever bent over to pick up your notes that you mistakenly  dropped on the floor? When you hear the "rrr" and instantly pull yourself ninja like to an upright position. You quickly but still horror struck reach for you rear end to discover that " yes that did just happen" you ripped your pants. At these moments we wish that we were cartoons. Where a character can rip off their pants to reveal a new perfectly pressed pair of pants. But we aren't so we have to live with these terrible situations. So how do we do it?
     Here is how we do it.

Step one: If your are one of the many who don't bring extra clothing to school then evaluate what you wore. Are you wearing a long shirt, or a jacket to wrap around your waist. Evaluate the type of pants you ripped. If you ripped leggings it is a lot easier to fix than jeans.

     Step two: Discreetly pull your pants up. If the hole is closer to your front pull them up in the front. If closer to the back then pull from the back. Creating a wedgie note : this method will work better with legging type material. With tight jeans this method will pull the fabric apart making the hole appear larger so you will need to pull them down. This will create slack in the material making the hole appear smaller.

     Step three: Don't tell anyone. Don't go over to your friend and say. " Hey I just tore my pants man this is so terrible." no that brings attention to the fact you ripped your pants chances are they won't even notice that you did it.

      Step four: If you have an open lunch. Go to the office call your mom and have her bring you a new pair. ( thank your mother profusely or father or older sibling, gosh you have a large family)

     Step five: If your shirt will cover the hole constantly pull at the ends. You will look awkward in this situation, if someone asks. Tell them your shirt is too short so you need to stretch it out. L

     Step six: The office is your friend. Go to the lost and found and grab an old pair of sweats and ride the rest of the day hole free.

       And that is how to survive a hole in your pants at school.
( yeah I know this one was less funny, but it's a serious matter.)